Another quintessential Mario Kart aspect, this beast is essentially a homing pigeon; albeit a nut-numbingly crazy and violent one from Alfred Hitchcock"s The Birds. Small children, innocuous octogenarians, diminutive mushroom-morons; nobody can evade the tenacious attack of this furious fellow. Since the inception of the series, the red shell has heralded glorious victories and demeaning bouncing on our asses like big fools losses alike. Most pertinently, this is due to the nature of the beast. It"s a fire-and-forget accoutrement. Kart connoisseurs can plan a green shell assault with meticulous precision, and rejoice in the incontinent rage of their stricken opponent. Conversely, anybody with a functioning eyeball and a singular finger equipped with a +9 sabre of simple button-poking can propel one of these turtley death... Read More »